Cool Stuff..

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the 9 or 8 in front)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2. (How do they do that! Try it again with a different number.)


Before you proceed to reading the other stuff below, please take note that its feminist stuff. Haha.

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN

The Male Brain



The Female Brain



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Mermaid Granting Wishes

There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing.

Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.

Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says: "Ok, if you can really grant wishes, than double my I.Q." The mermaid says: "Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analysing it with extreme insight.

The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid: "Triple my I.Q." The mermaid says: "Done." The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.

The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends that he says to the mermaid: "Quintuple my I.Q." The mermaid looks at him and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider."

The guy says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free." Please," says the mermaid "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else...a million dollars, anything?" But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times its usual power. So the mermaid sighed and said: "Done."

And he became a woman.

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What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!!!!!!!

But what is GFEDCBA?
The opposite -> Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!!!!!!!

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PMS--Punishing Men's Stupidity
SHOPPING--Smarter, Healthier, Obviously Prettier, Plus Incredibly Neater Gender
WINNER=Women Inevitably Negotiating New Empowered Roles
BITCH=Bright Individual That Controls Him
MALE=Men Are Losing Everywhere
WOMEN=We Outclass Men Each Night
GIRLS=Gifted Individuals Realizing Large Superiority
FUTURE=Females Understand They Ultimately Rule Everywhere
BABE=Body And Brain Excellence
SHE=Soon His Emperor
HIS=Honors In Servitude
LOVE=Lady Obtains Virtually Everything
GUY=Gender Under You
GAL=Goddess At Large
BOYS=Babes Obedient Young Slave
SKIRT=She Knows Its Ruling Time
BIKINI=Boys Instantly Kneel In Numerous Instances
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